Twas the night before Christmas in the White House
Not a creature was stirring, except for one Louse
No stockings were hung on the mantle with care
“Toys without taxes, it just isn’t fair!”
The defeated democrats were all packed to go
While Nancy Pelosi put on quite a show
With Reid in a meeting to pass Cap and Trade
The shine on Obama was beginning to fade
When out on the mall there arose such a roar
Members of Congress wondered what for?
On to the lawn, the President ran
And looked at the people, all against his grand plan
The flags were all waving, the signs all aglow
There were thousands of people, all shouting “NO!”
When what to his smoldering eyes should appear
Tea Party Patriots, with nothing to fear
A man on a stage, saying “Oh what the Heck?”
He knew in an instant, it must be Glen Beck!
More angry and louder, the protesters became
While the man on the stage called the traitors by name
“Obama, Pelosi, and Geitner and Reid
Soros, and Van Jones to help plant the seed!
We Patriots have come with something to say
After what you have done, you won’t get away!”
Obama looked down on the protesters with scorn
And the liberals behind him stayed true to form
Into their chambers, the congress, they flew,
And met with each other to plan what to do.
Obama just smiled and held up his hands,
And told the protesters that they don’t get his plans!
“This nation was failing, and Bush was the cause,”
Then he paused and waited, expecting applause
“Bush’s failed policies made this nation sick,
We had to spend lots of money, and spend it real quick!”
Obama went on, preaching Health Care Reform
“Without it we’re doomed” he tried to warn.
A little old lady called out from the crowd
“But why, Mr. President is choice not allowed?”
“You promised our taxes would not raise a dime,
You won’t extend tax cuts and you’re out of time!”
“Your stimulus passed,” a man said with a sob
“And yet a year later we still have no jobs!”
“You’ve mortgaged our families and our children will pay,
We’d be better off if you’d all go away!”
“We sent you a message in November this year,
That you and your liberals have the people to fear!”
Our freedom is precious, you won’t take it away
Come 2012 we will again have our say!
So American patriots keep up the good fight,
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.