Charlene BronsonWASHINGTON, DC -
Sources close to the White House have learned that Barack Owebama is
planning to run for the office of Pope when the College of Cardinals convenes to
elect a successor. Calling on the promise of Equality for All, Owebama is said
to fi... moreWASHINGTON, DC -
Sources close to the White House have learned that Barack Owebama is
planning to run for the office of Pope when the College of Cardinals convenes to
elect a successor. Calling on the promise of Equality for All, Owebama is said
to firmly believe that the time has come for a non-Catholic Muslim to occupy the
Vatican's highest office.
Foreseeing a looming citizenship issue he
states that he has discovered an Italian birth certificate that proves he was
born in Rome before he was born in Kenya . "That Hawaiian live birth certificate
never has been worth what I paid for it anyway," he noted.
Continuing, he
concluded, "And there's no way that a handful of Cardinals could be more
expensive to buy than 10 million voters in Michigan ."
Further questions should be directed to Owebama's Papal Campaign Manager
and CNN special assignments reporter, Abdul Azeem
Khan. less
